Most frozen desserts I cannot have. Why not? Because I'm fucking lactose intolerant, or as many of my dear friends refer to it as "being Lactarded". Anyway, I'm here to tell you that dairy is delicious, however most humans are mildly or severely allergic to it as it is filled with hormones, and large sugar molecules that are hard for our bodies to break down. Ugh! I know:( Cheese was my favorite food ever, just ask anyone that's seen me wolf down half a box of Wisconsin Cheese curds from Trader Joe's. When I found this Coconut Bliss brand of coconut ice cream I bought it thinking that it would totally suck. It didn't. Because of that non suckyness, I am now semi addicted to purchasing this and eating it every week. It's not exactly as creamy and delicious as dairy ice cream is BUT! it is very similar to the texture and taste of jello pudding pops (everyone loved those things, right?) So, if you're "Lactarded" like me or don't want to eat anything that has animals in it, or want a healthier alternative to chocolate ice cream, eat Dark Chocolate Coconut Bliss. I got mine at Whole Foods but I'm sure most health food stores carry it. Girls love chocolate, it's the fucking awful truth!!!
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